When her groom’s manhood is “accidentally” hexed on the morning of their wedding, a panicked bride must steal a cougar crystal from her randy mother’s knickers, and give it to her witch aunt, or spend her honeymoon faking it till death do them part.

Performed live at Duns Play Fest 2026.
Written and directed by D. Scott-Jones

Performed by:
Reanne Farley as Sophia
Rosie Beech as Donna
Trystan Youngjohn as Alice