Logline: When her groom’s manhood is “accidentally” hexed on the morning of their wedding, a panicked bride must steal a cougar crystal from her randy mother’s knickers, and give it to her witch aunt, or spend her honeymoon faking it till death do them part.

Cast:
Alice, 30s: bride to be, local sweetheart (with many exes)
Donna, 50s: mother of the bride, local cougar
Sophia, 50s: aunt of the bride, a witch


Scheduled for performance at the Duns Play Fest 2026.